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Let’s recap the first half of this month:

1. Volcano
2. Earthquake
3. Tornado
4. Cyclone

That should put your problems in perspective.

Society

Here is an interesting analogy: emails are like cockroaches.

• They never die
• They multiply like crazy (forwarding)
• They always pop up at inopportune times

When you are speaking to someone you always try to be as careful as you possibly can; especially with attorneys. But text, especially in electronic form, never goes away and is simply indisputable.

Business, Society

So you are watching MTV on your Plasma and hear this new song that is perfect for your workout. You hop on your computer, download the song, and put it on your I-Pod. Your cell phone is dead so you have to charge it before you go to the gym and listen to your song. Like every other machine at the gym you are watching the news (in captions) and jamming to your I-Pod. You get home and zap some food in the microwave, call your friend, and talk about your vacation that is a 6 hour drive from home.Energy Crises.

Society

Happy Mother’s Day!

Society

Chesapeake (CHK) reported a First Quarter Loss of over $100 million.

 If you are an energy company and you find yourself losing money amidst the greatest energy market in the history of the world, you might want to check your business model. I absolutely can’t believe that this major company had to report a negative net profit during times such as these. I think maybe it’s CHK’s karma comming home to roost.

 Good Job Guys!

Business

My new phonebook got dropped off at my door the other day.

I threw it in the recycle bin.

I don’t need a phone book.

Business, Marketing, Society

“42% of those who eat in soup kitchens also work 40 or more hours per week”.

This is a global food crises. When food becomes a commodity against wages, there is a food crises.

Society